Good Morning, Quarter-Life Crisis

I woke up this morning, ready to apply to jobs like I do every morning and this video popped up on my newsfeed.

Here’s what I don’t understand. How does Mark Zuckerberg know everything about me? Mainly I’m being sarcastic here, because I know Google can take words that I’m saying and places that I’m searching to put the right ads in front of me, but I still think it’s creepy.

Here are the daily ads I get via Facebook: Online Dating apps, Something about adopting a pet so I’m not alone, and ads for all the clothing that I can’t afford.

In a nutshell, It’s not helping the whole Quarter-Life Crisis situation. So thank you Mark Zuckerberg for reminding me on a daily basis that I need a boyfriend and a job.